Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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