I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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