if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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