have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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