Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
time to smoke my breakfast
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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