He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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