wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just found a bag of teeth...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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