Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
