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say what?
wanna hang out?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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