white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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