I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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