my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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