What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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