he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
