but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We’re leaving where are you
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