i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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