I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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