Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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