i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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