Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You ruined the universe
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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