Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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