I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish i was in the wii world.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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