school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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