I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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