absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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