I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Me. At least after what I've been through.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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