it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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