Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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