Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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