these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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