even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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