If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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