I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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