Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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