Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The adults are the big ones right?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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