I am puke
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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