Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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