Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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