Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
