He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
