we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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