Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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