you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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