And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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