East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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