You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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