Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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