It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Shame is for Republicans.
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