Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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