at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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