Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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