I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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