I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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