Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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